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{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}

{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}

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