{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only cat is about 3 to 5 years while an indoor-only cat can live 16 years or much longer.","length":124}
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{"type":"standard","title":"138th Street–Grand Concourse station","displaytitle":"138th Street–Grand Concourse station","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1821857","titles":{"canonical":"138th_Street–Grand_Concourse_station","normalized":"138th Street–Grand Concourse station","display":"138th Street–Grand Concourse station"},"pageid":729310,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/IRT_Jerome_Ave_Line_-_East_138th_Street_-_Mott_Haven_Station.jpg/330px-IRT_Jerome_Ave_Line_-_East_138th_Street_-_Mott_Haven_Station.jpg","width":320,"height":209},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/33/IRT_Jerome_Ave_Line_-_East_138th_Street_-_Mott_Haven_Station.jpg","width":1980,"height":1296},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1252081545","tid":"c9b7e828-8e43-11ef-93fc-fad74f4b9c89","timestamp":"2024-10-19T17:58:47Z","description":"New York City Subway station in the Bronx","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":40.81303,"lon":-73.929963},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/138th_Street%E2%80%93Grand_Concourse_station","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/138th_Street%E2%80%93Grand_Concourse_station?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/138th_Street%E2%80%93Grand_Concourse_station?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:138th_Street%E2%80%93Grand_Concourse_station"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/138th_Street%E2%80%93Grand_Concourse_station","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/138th_Street%E2%80%93Grand_Concourse_station","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/138th_Street%E2%80%93Grand_Concourse_station?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:138th_Street%E2%80%93Grand_Concourse_station"}},"extract":"The 138th Street–Grand Concourse station, also signed as 138th Street–Mott Haven or simply as Mott Haven on station signage, is a local station on the IRT Jerome Avenue Line of the New York City Subway, located at the T-intersection of East 138th Street and the Grand Concourse in the Mott Haven neighborhood of the Bronx. It is served by the 4 train at all times except during rush hours in the peak direction, and the 5 train at all times except late nights.","extract_html":"
The 138th Street–Grand Concourse station, also signed as 138th Street–Mott Haven or simply as Mott Haven on station signage, is a local station on the IRT Jerome Avenue Line of the New York City Subway, located at the T-intersection of East 138th Street and the Grand Concourse in the Mott Haven neighborhood of the Bronx. It is served by the 4 train at all times except during rush hours in the peak direction, and the 5 train at all times except late nights.
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Shamier Anderson is a Canadian actor. He is known for his roles in the television series Wynonna Earp, as U.S. Deputy Marshal Xavier Dolls, Invasion, as Trevante Cole, and for Mr. Nobody in the action film John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023).
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{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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